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NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

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johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

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France what the fuck

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Puff, the magic fish

We’ve all heard about dolphins and their intelligence. We know they’re extremely social, they communicate with each other, they live in large familial groups, but we’ve recently learned that they found a way to “get high.”

Interestingly enough, they aren’t the only animals who do it. Horses eat hallucinogenic weeds, elephants get drunk on overripe fruit, sheep love narcotic lichen, and dolphins have puffer fish.

Dolphins have been filmed gently tossing a puffer fish back and forth among themselves. They use just enough force to scare the puffer fish into releasing a neurotoxin usually used as a defense mechanism. Ingesting this secretion puts dolphins in a trancelike state, which they clearly enjoy. Even this behavior is a social one in which groups of dolphin gather to partake in the puffer fish toxins.

These findings came from a BBC documentary called Spy in the Pod. Researchers were able to capture this and other social behaviors of dolphins using cameras disguised as turtles and squids.

Source: Smithsonian Magazine 

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what the fuck

LMFAOOOO.

Always reblog lol

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

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YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

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Micro Medicine

For years, we have been wasting time by taking medicine, vitamins, and various other drugs the hard way. First we uncap the childproof bottle and shake out way more capsules than necessary into the palm of our hands. Then, we select the one or two pills we’ll be taking, pour a glass of water, place it at the very back of our tongues, and swallow a huge gulp of water. Lots of people go through this process day after day, but what if it didn’t have to be that way?

MicroCHIPS is a company that has created an electronic drug delivery system that is small enough to fit on your fingertip. The 20mm x 7mm microchip is implanted under the skin of your stomach, your upper arm, or your rear-end! Tiny banks in the chip store the drug to be delivered. An internal battery sends an electric current through the device. A seal made of platinum and titanium then temporarily melts and allows the drug to be released each day.

The microchip can release the drug every day for up to 16 years, but also allows the user to turn off the device when necessary. This may not be a wise choice when dealing with medicines that are prescribed for everyday use, like insulin for diabetes, but it is a nice option when dispensing birth control.

Current uses for the device involve levonorgestrel, a hormone usually used in contraceptives. With MircroCHIPS’ invention, users no longer have to remember to take a pill, but when they are ready to conceive, a remote control can be used to switch the chip off. But don’t worry, the communication between the remote and the implant has to occur at skin contact, so no one can reprogram your implant from across the room.

So, if you had access to MicroCHIPS’ device, what would you fill it with?

Source: medicalnewstoday.com
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managed to find the most unhealthy snack sold in Trader Joe’s

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It’s kinda hard to explain to someone who doesn’t watch Shameless US why a guy coming out of the closet at the after party of his kid’s christening, in the middle of a bar while his prostitute wife watches, is one of the most romantic scenes ever.

lookingferocious: umm someone is slacking on my updates!!!! Mickey came out?

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Jeter comes up to bat and stands there for some time listening to the entire crowd scream “DEREK *clap clap clap* JETER *clap clap clap*”…he even gets applause from the opposing National League Pitcher

and then, among all the noise, the folks watching from home can hear this one person in the stadium saying “OVER *clap clap clap* RATED *clap clap clap*”

at the EXACT same moment, Jeter hits the pitch and makes it to second base…Take that hater!